T-Shirts The Mountain | Sasquatch Classic Cotton T-Shirt

Creepy Forest Crawler? Monster? No: It&Rsquo;S Superhero Sasquatch! Just Like Marvel Comics&Rsquo; Dr. Walter Langkowski, You Can Transform Into A Crazy-Strong, Furry Beast In Your Sasquatch T-Shirt From The Mountain&Reg;. In This Hulk-Like State, You May Experience Incredible Stamina, Power And Resistance To Injury (Which Is Really Because Nothing Would Be Foolish Enough To Attack You, But Anyway). Langkowski Thought His Powers Were The Result Of Experimentation With Gamma Radiation, Though It Was Really Because His Lab Equipment Opened The Portal To The Realm Of The Great Beasts. But You Have An Advantage. To Achieve The Physical Prowess Of This Behemoth, All You Have To Do Is Get Your Sasquatch Apparel, Designed By James Ryman&Hellip;And Voila! Bigfoot.

• Pre-Shrunk, Medium Weight, 100% Cotton
• Relaxed, Classic Fit
• Hand-Dyed And Printed Using Soft, Non-Toxic Water-Based Inks
• Reinforced Double-Stitching On All Seams